Ask Dayton 15 – Dayton’s Top 10 Hotty Travel Companions To Risa AND Beyond

Ask Dayton 15 – Dayton’s Top 10 Hotty Travel Companions To Risa AND Beyond

Question: Dear Dayton: Inquiring minds want to know: Your Top 10 Trek hotties, in order from 10 to 1 of who you’d most like to take to Risa. Many thanks!

Dayton's Top 10 Hotty Travel Companions To Risa AND Beyond

Finally! A weighty topic, worthy of extensive deliberation. These are the types of deep, philosophical questions for which the “Ask Dayton” segment was created, by golly!

So, ten Star Trek hotties, who I’d like to take with me to Risa. Before we proceed, I feel compelled to point out the big flaw in this question: If you’re going to Risa, you don’t really need to bring anybody with you. For those who haven’t read the travel brochure or visited the planet’s website, the place is teeming with all manner of willing companions representing every species in the Federation and even some of the wilder races from the outlying neutral planets. You know the freaky deakies I’m talkin’ about.

But, for the purposes of answering this question, I’m willing to play along. Now, I’ll admit up front that, yes, there are several very obvious answers here. T’Pol? Sure. Ro Laren? Of course. Deanna Troi? Oh, yeah, she’d be crazy fun. However, rather than taking the easy way out and fill my starting line-up roster to overflowing with main characters or frequently recurring guest characters, I tried to mix things up a bit and include some guest characters which for one reason or another left a lasting impression on this wayward lad. With that in mind, on with the countdown:

10. Yeoman Tonia Barrows, from the TOS episode “Shore Leave.” Whether dressed in her flaming red miniskirt uniform or the flowing silk gown of a princess, she’s just what the doctor ordered.

9. Ishara Yar, Tasha’s younger sister from NextGen’s “Legacy.” Did you SEE that blue bodysuit number they gave her to wear while she was on the Enterprise? This woman is hotter than donut grease.

8. Navaar, the Orion from the Enterprise episode “Bound.” Look, we all know that the Orion ladies know their business. In fact, I fear for every other woman on Risa when I show up at the hotel bar with her on my arm.

Finish this sentence: “Once you go green, you’ll _________________.”

Oh, and did you know she has even her own relationship advice column, AND she’s also a Rush fan? True story.

(http://daytonward.wordpress.com/2011/03/21/ask-navaar-the-rush-fan/)

7. Kamala, “The Perfect Mate.” What? You want more? She’s already called “The Perfect Mate.” What the hell more do you need?

6. Droxine, from “The Cloud Minders” episode of the original series. Even the normally unflappable Spock suffered an involuntary redirection of blood flow from one brain to the other when he locked his logical peepers on her. Fascinating, yo.

5. Intendant Kira. That’s right, I said it. What? A guy can’t have a little mirror universe fantasizin’ goin’ on once in a while? It’s not like any of this is real, all right? So back off, and let me have my fun. However, if you don’t hear from me in an hour or so, assume I’ve been stabbed and thrown out an airlock.

4. Okay, it’s time to start bringing in some of the first-stringers: Leeta, everybody’s favorite Dabo girl from Quark’s Bar. Look, Rom, let’s be real: she’s too good for you. In truth, she’s too good for me, but Rom doesn’t have his own Q&A segment on a cool internet radio show airing at unholy hours on Sunday mornings, so I win.

3. Original or Extra Lens Flare, this bright young communications officer of the original Starship Enterprise can open my hailing frequencies any time.

2. Hoshi Sato. My wife will tell you that I already have a thing for Asian women. Besides, Ensign Hoshi can talk dirty to me in languages that don’t even exist yet. Meee-yow.

1. Okay, I’m caving. My number one pick can only be Seven of Nine. Resistance truly is futile.

So, there you go: my Top Ten Star Trek Hotty Travel Companions to Risa AND BEYOND. Somebody wanna pass me that horga’hn?

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During the day, he’s a mild-mannered computer repair man who dabbles in web design in his small, rural, Central California community. He lives with his lovingly dysfunctional family and loyal canine companion and spends most of his time in the closet concocting some hair-brained scheme or another. He’s got an unhealthy obsession with Lego video games, Klingons, and Star Trek Online that borders on the neurotic.

Despite all this, he still finds the time to write the words. Find out what he's doing here.
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Michael Medeiros

Mike Medeiros is a great storyteller in his own mind. He’s been known to put words to page and sometimes, he even turns them into audio stories for himself, his friends and the occasional stranger that stumbles upon his stuff by accident. He has written, writes, and will write for Gates of Sto’vo’kor, Blood of the Neirrh, Star Trek: Starfinder, The Klingons of Long Island, Reality’s Edge, and Zygerus. Some of his stories and other writings have materialized on websites and forums for the G & T Show, Priority One, ScienceFiction.com, Star Trek Online, and even Star Trek.com. He’s written a few playable missions for Star Trek Online and has even had a couple of them spotlighted. He keeps saying he’s working on a novel, but is he really? A comic book is more likely. If only he could make money flinging ink at the screen, he’d be a happy camper. But, wait. There’s more. He is the co-owner of Busy Little Beaver Productions and is the producer and co-host for G & T Show and Gates of Sto’vo’kor. He’s directed voice actors, and produced and edited audio podcasts and dramas because he doesn’t have the face for video. He plays well with others and is always on the look out for the next project, the next thing, the next next. If he wasn’t working on something with a half dozen other projects waiting in the wings, somebody please check to make sure he’s still breathing. During the day, he’s a mild-mannered computer repair man who dabbles in web design in his small, rural, Central California community. He lives with his lovingly dysfunctional family and loyal canine companion and spends most of his time in the closet concocting some hair-brained scheme or another. He’s got an unhealthy obsession with Lego video games, Klingons, and Star Trek Online that borders on the neurotic. Despite all this, he still finds the time to write the words. Find out what he's doing here.

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